Total Medals Earned: 21,806 (From 3,515 different games.) Total Medal Score: 508,195 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (185/185 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Medals Earned: 11/18 (155/460 points)
Medals Earned: 9/20 (145/495 points)
Medals Earned: 83/83 (1,700/1,700 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (45/45 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (30/30 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Collect a magic life shroom!
Help a friend
Open your gift
Recieve your first weapon!
Meet the King!
Sleep!
Get a horse!
Solve a puzzle!
Purchase armour
Obtain the Fire ring
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!
Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.
Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.
View a fine piece of framed artwork.
What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!
Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.
Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.
Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.
Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.
And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.
Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.
Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.
Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.
Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.
Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.
Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.
Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!
Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.
Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.
Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.
Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.
Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.
Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!
Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.
Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.
Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.
Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.
Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.
Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.
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Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!
Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.
Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!
Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.
Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.
Discover one of several secret codes.
The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.
Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!
Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.
Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)
Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.
Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!
Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.
Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.
Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.
Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.
Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.
Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!
Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.
Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.
Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.
Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.
Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!
Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.
Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.
Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.
Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.
Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.
Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.
A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.
Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.
Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.
Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?
Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.
Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...
I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.
Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.
Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)
Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.
Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.
Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.
Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.
Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.
Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.
Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.
Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.
Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...
Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.
flicked a switch
beat orange
beat red
viewed howto
game started
Complete the damn tutorial!
Annoy a skull
Pigeons are little bags of shit with wings
Find the minotaur
Find the useless hot-spot
Have an epic breakfast
you have arrived at the first destination
you have clicked on your first desitnation
you clicked the hero's head
you have clicked the relic
getting ready to search at the first destination
you found the relic
You Jumped over a Sheep!
Score 1000 Points in Epic Sheep Jumper!
Score 3000 Points in Epic Sheep Jumper!
