Total Medals Earned: 21,788 (From 3,515 different games.) Total Medal Score: 507,635 Points
Medals Earned: 15/22 (215/465 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (30/30 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 13/38 (110/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (35/45 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (85/185 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/485 points)
Run through one pub without picking up a single beer.
Your first ever waiter down!
Grab all beer bottles in a single pub.
Bring down 5 waiters in one run.
Bring down 10 waiters in one run.
Run through 3 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Slide over 40 meters in total.
Put down all waiters in a single pub.
Fall asleep before the end of the first night.
Grab 30 beer bottles in one run.
Pick up all beer bottles in three pubs in a row.
Slide over 120 meters in total.
Make a single slide over 25 meters.
Slide over 80 meters in total.
Get through 5 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Doze off in the first pub.
Bring down 20 waiters in one run.
Get through 3 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Get through at least five pubs without falling asleep.
Stumble through 10 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Run through 5 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Keep running for seven nights.
You have written the story for the news to print, off to the press we go!
The first run just wasn't good enough, start again!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Swipe 100 times. Hyaaa!
Fire 1000 bullets. 1000 messages delivered.
Kill 10 champions. It's a coupe!
Kill 10 Zombies. Zombies, are full of it.
Collect $1000. It's a simple stash.
Fire 100 Chaingun bullets. Don't let go of it now!
Swipe 500 times. Ninjastic!
Fire 5000 bullets. Focus on your inner self!
Fire 500 Scattergun bullets. Just look away.
Kill 100 Smiles. Getting a hang of it.
Kill 50 Zombies. A little bit like in the classic.
Kill 100 Zombies. No zombie, no problem.
Charm 50 subjects. There is too much love in the air!
Burn things for 1 minute. I can smell the bacon!
Collect 10 hearts. Yummy!
Burn things for 10 minutes. It's getting smokey in here.
Collect 50 hearts. You're probably getting too much love.
Cut 500 times. My eyes are still willing to see this.
Collect $10000. No office should go without a safety net.
Laser something 500 times. Intervention successful.
Smash 500 times with a rock. Did you do it rythmically?
Kill 25 champions. Greed doesn't pay!
Charm 250 subjects. "pshhhh... Subjects started to fight between themselves... pshhh..."
Fire 1000 Chaingun bullets. Who knew I had that much ammo?
Make 500 hits with a rocket. Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!
Fire Gaussgun 500 times. Science fiction writers would be proud.
Make 500 hits with Thunderbeard. Ancient god's fury!
Blow 1000 things. Love me till I explode.
Kill 10000 Smiles. No remorse. Your calmness is at stake.
Collect 100 hearts. Bloody affair.
Collect $100000. Could buy anything... thing thing thing.
Kill 50 champions. That... belongs to me.
Fire 10000 bullets. That escalated quickly.
Kill 100000 Smiles. Eye-melting carnage!
Kill 100 champions. You are enveloped in a warm feeling of happiness.
Who needs Instructions
We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence....
Death by typing
Now you're thinking with bees
YOU DONT SAY
accidentally blow yourself up
play sandbox mode
destroy every cake
Light all the torches in the laberinth
Trap all nightmares inside of the prison
I will destroy the darkness and rejoin society
Why try to be like the others when you can become better
beat dah fookin game
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
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used all machines and obtained sword
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