Total Medals Earned: 21,597 (From 3,486 different games.) Total Medal Score: 502,715 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (335/335 points)
End with a negative timer.
Kill a robot with a detonation.
Break a door without killing a robot.
End with a positive timer.
Complete a run without dying.
End with a timer above 2:00
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
^__^
Medals Earned: 5/12 (50/50 points)
Start The Game
Watch The Opening
Eat x8 Spoonful of Beans
Check The Credits
Restart The Game
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
You showed that horse who's boss!
You found all the secrets! Great Job!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
I guess you could have that kind of desire.
Maybe you shouldn't have entered so rudely.
That tasted like garbage!
Should've probably watched out for the slippery water.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (245/245 points)
Never Earned A Medal: Just to take up space
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do - Benjamin Franklin
Half the world is composed of idiots
Cup of Coffee
Medals Earned: 9/9 (280/280 points)
Make it to the first nest.
Perish for the first time.
Make it through a tricky hazard room.
Defeat gravity with the power of eggs.
Make it through the advanced key room.
Make it through the advanced button room.
Make it through the first gas room.
Complete the game in under 200 generations
Medals Earned: 4/4 (165/165 points)
Get 5 coins
Die 100 times
Complete 30 levels
The medal that deserves its own game!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (150/175 points)
beat 10 levels
beat the game
100 deaths