Total Medals Earned: 21,788 (From 3,515 different games.) Total Medal Score: 507,635 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Pop the balloon!
Feed it!
Feed the penguin!
Solve the word puzzle
Escape!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/350 points)
Beat the game with Hipster MacThickFrames
Beat the game with Guido MacHairgel
Beat the game with Jock MacFootballTeam
Beat the game with Douche MacBaggyPants
Beat the game with Fedora MacNeckbeard
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/50 points)
Lose!
Enter Yak Rage.
Win the game.
Engage Trickster Mode.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
You generated a ban message!
Sometimes, we all want a bit of quiet time.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (325/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (235/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 7/7 (390/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 12/12 (270/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
You feel at peace.
Medals Earned: 13/18 (345/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield