Total Medals Earned: 21,788 (From 3,515 different games.) Total Medal Score: 507,635 Points
Medals Earned: 12/12 (450/450 points)
Win your first bronze medal
Win your first silver medal
Win your first gold medal
Win five bronze medals
Win five silver medals
Win five gold medals
Get a bronze medal on every level
Get a silver medal on every level
Get a gold medal on every level
Beat the gold medal score on one level
Beat the gold medal score on two levels
Beat the gold medal score on three levels
Medals Earned: 6/8 (215/365 points)
Blam 5 undead
Blam 10 undead
Complete 5 levels
Blam 25 undead
Blam 50 undead
Blam 100 undead
Complete all levels
Blam 150 undead
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
level1 Clear
level5 clear
All Levels Clear
Medals Earned: 7/8 (310/320 points)
Cute as a button
7251
You don't control me
Connect the wires
Trigonometric functions galore
Check out King of Pain by The Police on Spotify
1.44 MB of memory
Supplying air for over 200 years... I think?
Medals Earned: 10/12 (230/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/210 points)
Give up in the 2nd part
Get a 50 combo
Get 5000+ points
Reach it (it's level 6)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/85 points)
Score 0.
Score 20+.
Score 40+
Score 1+.
Score 45+
Score 48+
Score 50+
Medals Earned: 9/18 (95/275 points)
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Crush 100 shells!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 35 running birds!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You now have yourself a completed speech.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (175/175 points)
A nice refreshing cup of coffee
Hey we all make mistakes.
That Glitch always finds a way to sneak himself in my games!
Did they all really have to die?
Slay the Goblin King
You won't let a few hits slow you down
Wow you can really move!