Total Medals Earned: 21,597 (From 3,486 different games.) Total Medal Score: 502,715 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/110 points)
Beat level 1!
Beat level 10!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8!
Beat level 9!
Beat level 11!
Beat level 12!
Beat level 13!
Beat level 14!
Beat level 15!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (110/110 points)
Watch this Tutorial!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/15 points)
You wasted your time, conglaturation
You beat the game! Thanks for playing it!
Troll lo lo
Medals Earned: 14/15 (180/190 points)
Find Donkey
Find Beaver
Find Rabbit
Find Candy
Find Chicken
Find Rooster
Find Foxy
Find marshmallow
Find Melons
Find Play Dogg
Findy Pussycat
Find Red Coin
Find Yellow Coin
Be the Lord of Doggy Style
Find Blue Coin
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
get hit by any memory while trying to avoid them
finish the game
Medals Earned: 7/7 (265/265 points)
The antonym for incomprehension.
Everyone's favorite school subject.
"I" can't tell you the answer.
Evil lives on.
No clues here.
Me this.
For a small price.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/270 points)
Beat the tutorial.
Reach level 6.
Reach level X.
Kill 50 enemies in one game.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with 100 coins or more.
Beat the game in under 4 minutes.
Beat the game without buying any upgrades.
Beat the game without collecting a single coin.
Beat the game without killing any enemies. (No shooting/stomping enemies)
Beat the game without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (110/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Pass first 5 levels
Pass first 10 levels
Pass first 15 levels
Pass first 20 levels
Medals Earned: 52/100 (260/480 points)