Total Medals Earned: 21,600 (From 3,486 different games.) Total Medal Score: 502,730 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Fuck you Nerd
who is reading this shit of description
is just a dream, not big deal
you will need to restart [F5] if you lose...
Medals Earned: 9/10 (210/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
You can do better than that.....
That's more like it!
OMGWTFBBQ
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 7/11 (260/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (215/215 points)
Unlock Darnell from his entrapment.
Help Nene fix her leg.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (265/265 points)
Eliminate 5 infected
Eliminate 10 infected
Eliminate 25 infected
Complete 5 levels
Eliminate 50 infected
Complete all levels
Eliminate 100 infected
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.
Listen to Tom's song.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (25/150 points)
You played my game!
I can't blame you
Choose the burger
Get 69 points
get 6969 points