Total Medals Earned: 21,597 (From 3,486 different games.) Total Medal Score: 502,715 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Complete
Medals Earned: 4/10 (60/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 6/6 (255/255 points)
meet a terrible fate
escape the cave
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
escape the cave with at least $700
escape the cave on hard mode
escape the cave on hard mode with $1000
Medals Earned: 8/31 (55/475 points)
Damage the Shark with 10 Bombs
Do a 20 Streak without falling in the sea
Bounce 20 Times
Get 50 Sky Bonuses
Score 1 Million Points
Do a 50 Streak without falling in the sea
Bounce 50 Times
Get 100 Sky Bonuses
Stay in the Sea for 1 Minute (after the shark attack)
Collect 10 Bombs
Get 3 Jet Packs without falling down
Get 10 Near Misses
Get Eaten by the Shark 10 Times
Score 2 Million Points
Get 20 Near Misses
Damage the Shark with 20 Bombs
Land on 10 Grass Platforms
Get Eaten by the Shark 30 Times
Collect 20 Bombs
Get 300 Sky Bonuses
Damage the Shark with 100 Bombs
Bounce 200 Times
Get 50 Near Misses
Do a 100 Streak without falling in the sea
Score 3 Million Points
Land on 30 Grass Platforms
Collect 100 Bombs
Score 5 Million Points
Do a 200 Streak without falling in the sea
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You helped Gewb save his kid!
Eat 15 party bears in one level.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/130 points)
Make a point
Unlock the Forge
Now you have to turn auto hammer off
Read the last Story
Medals Earned: 24/24 (500/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/120 points)
win first level
win five levels
win twenty-five levels
create a challenge for a friend to play
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)