Total Medals Earned: 21,597 (From 3,486 different games.) Total Medal Score: 502,715 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (460/460 points)
5 levels completed
10 levels completed
Second levelpack unlocked
Third levelpack unlocked
All the levels completed
20 levels completed
3500 points earned
10 stars earned
20 stars earned
All the stars earned
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/90 points)
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
Medals Earned: 10/11 (225/250 points)
Pick up a match.
Find the letter of envy.
Find the letter of gluttony.
Find the letter of greed.
Find the letter of lust.
Find the letter of pride.
Find the letter of sloth.
Find the letter of wrath.
Complete the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find all available matches.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (475/475 points)
Pick up a match
Find the letter of envy
Find the letter of gluttony
Find the letter of greed
Find the letter of lust
Find the letter of pride
Find the letter of sloth
Find the letter of wrath
Find All Available Matches
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 6/6 (340/340 points)
Clear Level 1
Clear Level 2
Clear Level 3
Final time under 7m
Final time under 5m
Clear Level 4
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/500 points)
Play and complete the Tutorial Mission
Learn about all the power-ups in the "?" section
Read both pages of the credits section
Commit a suicide
Finish Mission1 without being harmed at all
Finish Shooting Challenge4 with 70+ shots left
Finish Shooting Challenge1 with 20+ seconds left
Finish Shooting Challenge2 with 70+ shots left
Finish Shooting Challenge3 with 20+ seconds left
Finish Mission5 using mouse movement controls
Finish Mission7 with 40+ seconds left
Finish Mission12 with 30+ seconds left
Finish Shooting Challenge5 with all 3 bonus stars
Score more than 10000 points
Finish Mission9 on hard difficulty
Score more than 20000 points
Finish Mission13 on insane difficulty
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Defeat Hip the Snow Wizard
Defeat Elroy
Defeat Lady Seraph
Defeat Bullet Hellington
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/310 points)
Earn over $100,000!
Earn over $50,000!
Maximize the Speed skill!
Don't do aything!
Succumb to depression and hostility!
Earn over $250,000!
Earn over $500,000!
Maximize the Size Skill!
Complete the game, earn over $1,000,000!
Earn over $750,000!
Do not upgrade "Health" Skill at all!
Lose over 50 times!
Medals Earned: 3/15 (25/420 points)
Got a combo of at least 10!
Got a combo of at least 25!
Beat level 1 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 2 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 3 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 4 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 5 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 6 of Adventure Mode!
Got a win in the multiplayer vs mode!
Got a combo of at least 50!
Beat level 7 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 8 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 9 of Adventure Mode!
Completed Adventure Mode!