Total Medals Earned: 21,803 (From 3,513 different games.) Total Medal Score: 507,935 Points
Medals Earned: 8/27 (90/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (155/155 points)
Die
Collect all three items from the shop window
Medals Earned: 9/11 (375/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/75 points)
break 20 hurdles in a single run
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
You failed to escape the laser.
You finally escaped that laser.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Stage 1
Stage 2
Stage 3
Stage 4
Stage 5
Stage 6
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (60/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Medals Earned: 15/15 (95/95 points)
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
I am truly sorry.
There are better ways to scratch them.
It's hard to come by.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
Rock and roll!
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Begin The Game!