Total Medals Earned: 21,597 (From 3,486 different games.) Total Medal Score: 502,715 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Medals Earned: 5/15 (40/300 points)
View the credits
Read the instructions
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Donate to charity
Freedom of speech!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 8/8 (135/135 points)
Medals Earned: 6/13 (50/490 points)
Completed the Normal levels
Completed the Hard levels
Completed the Insane levels
Created and saved a custom level
Achieved 100% completion across all levels
Medals Earned: 7/7 (105/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (45/45 points)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (75/80 points)
Die 10 times
Jump 500 times
Finish the game
Get 15 gold medals
Earn 1000 coins
Get your first gold medal
Medals Earned: 7/14 (165/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Commit suicide 15 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 9/17 (50/295 points)
Upgrade your standard beam strength.
Upgrade your battery capacity.
Upgrade your carrying capacity.
Unlock the grav well ability.
Unlock the fist ability.
Unlock the ability to place platforms.
Increase your speed.
Get enough points that humans break out the airships.
Find the shop.
Unlock the boot upgrade.
Harvest a human without ever using your beam on them.
Unlock the ability to drop sludge.
Unlock the ability to drop springs.
Unlock the ability to go home.
Unlock the wrecking ball.
Unlock the freeze upgrade.
Get to 10,000 credits.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (235/235 points)
First steps
Return to another world
Kill the king
Solve reel puzzle
Find a face
Solve puzzle for 15 sec
Complete the game again